Serious shit quotes from your all time favorite life guru.
"Be less shit, than other shits."
"Maybe sometimes life is hard because you're stupid."
"We shit, that's the only thing we need to be worried about. Just don't get it under your fingernails."
"Bit*h, do whatever you want, just as long as I don't pay for it."
"When you see how crappy relationships can be today. Dying alone isn't so bad."
"Sometimes when you're feeling like crap, maybe you stepped in dog poo."
"Some people think I'm lazy, but with my brain actively running around all night, I think I deserve a f*cking donut."
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